Some of you may have heard of it. It’s called Jagermeister (‘scuse the spelling, i know there are meant to be some accents in there somewhere). What can I say. It tastes so good. Just like Sunny D and rum xD.
But yeah, had a bit of a party last night. Well it wasn’t really a party, more like two of my best mates coming round my house and then proceeding to get absolutely car-parked. Haven’t had a good sesh in a while and last night was one of the heaviest ones yet. And one of the best. Mainly because one of the mates has so little time away from his girlfriend that everytime he is, literally, free we celebrate. If I’m honest we didn’t actually get up to much. We watched a comedian, who’s name I cannot remember (suprise suprise), and generally dicked about. We were meant to do a bunch of drinking games. One of the games involved taking a shot/jagerbomb everytime someone died in a film. We picked some good films that would’ve suited the game. 300 and Zombieland. I know right. We didn’t even end up watching them. We just drank.
As of last night, my liver now hates me more that it ever did. We managed to get ourselves through most of a bottle of vodka, most of a bottle of Jack Daniels and a whole 70cl bottle of Jagermeister. We got them specifically for mixing and shots but there’s about half an hour of the night I don’t remember. But I remember sobering up after and realising that what was once a 3/4 full bottle was now competely empty. We figured this morning that at some point we gave up adding red bull and just drank Jager straight. Quite an achievement for just three underage livers. A couple of beers also went down nicely.
Then once the one with the psycho girlfriend passed out, me and Iwan went on the laptop and found our drunken way to chatroulette. We got talking to a few people but it wasn’t till later that we stumbled across a group of people who claimed to be a ska-punk band called Taint Assassins (or something similar). Having not heard of them I asked them if they had a Facebook page (but only after asking them if they wanted a drink). They said no but said they would make one that night. So far I have yet to see evidence of the page. This could mean they were kidding with me or they just forgot. Hopefully they will make one because I like ska-punk and they were genuinely nice, funny (if a little bit strange) people. One of whom was a maori guy who claimed to be a transexual, if my memory serves me well.
Hopefully there will be more nights in like this in the future. But with more people. There was meant to be an extra person there but unfortunatly there was confusion as to who I meant the fourth was going to be. I thought I made myself pretty clear but it doesn’t matter now. Hopefully, she’s going to talk to a friend and organise something in the half term. That should be good because I haven’t actually met the friend she is going to try and get to host the party. She told me about him (and to be honest, she doesn’t really talk about anyone else) and said that I should add him on Facebook, which was a good idea. He’s a nice guy and is properly funny but I’ve never really talked to him properly. Meeting him should be good, and whoever else they decide to include. To be honest I don’t really know this girl’s circle of friends very well so hopefully she’ll invite a fair few. I like meeting new people, see.
Speaking of future parties, I was trying to organise something for this coming friday as Wales are playing England in the first game of the Six Nations. Would’ve been a hell of a night but I’m hearing rumors that there is a sixth form party on the same night. So I’m faced with a dilemma. Go ahead with the rugby and miss out on an awesome night with the sixth form, or have the sixth form party and miss out on friends that have left the sixth form and gone to college.
Ok, so I’ve sobered up now. I think. More so than my two best friends who are currently at my house. this is a quick honest blog about something you all may know as a ‘crush’. Now because i happen to like a few people i am branded a snake, but the somple fact is i would rather get to know each one before i become ‘exclusive’ if you see what i mean. However, despite my current state i am still unable to declare who i like. this is because i dont want awkwardness. call me silly. call me a snake if you’re imature enough to think that way. but i have a few girls that i like. but when sober, i wouldnt tell them.
I HAVE NO BALLS.
Seeing as this is part one of what will hopefully become quite an offensive yet entertaining (for the like-minded), direct and honest series of blogs I guess I should explain how this shit is going to go down. Basically there are several people who really get on my tits (hence the title) on this rock that we call ‘Earth’. I just so happen to have formed opinions on these people that I should very much like to share. To agree with me isn’t necessary, these blogs are for me to rant and for you to enjoy. Because I have nothing better to do and thus far haven’t set up the colab channel with the most amazing person on this rock to air my opinions on youtube, thus making my views more accessible to them. I’m looking forward to that >:)
I am however going to try and not name people in these blogs. I know. Shocker. But look at it this way, it keeps up the tension and then when you figure out who it could be it’ll hit you like a weedy kid. Unless you don’t feel the same way about the person you think I’m refering to. In which case I’ll go and ready the ton of bricks for you.
Seriously though, there are some people that you really really want to throw out of the escape hatch on a space craft. Naked. Near the Sun. Okay, that was perhaps an exageration but you get my point. But today the topic is that person who no matter what will argue with every single point you make. Maybe not every single one but if they think they are right, even though someone with the same common sense level as a neanderthal could see that they are arguing an invalid point. I have friends who do this but because they are friends I can see past it and will agree to disagree, but the ones who aren’t friends are the ones who really get on my tits.
You continually argue a point that was quickly killed by reasoning and sense on my behalf yet because you are set on winning the argument you will use everything in your rapidly deteriorating arsenal of ‘witty’ comebacks to try and fuck me over. You may even seek greatly embarrass me, which I’m terribly sorry but I will not stand for. Mainly because it isn’t really working. You may then go on to twist my words to the point where you are trying to make out that you were saying what I was trying to say, sometimes dropping the point you were thrying to make in the first place. WHY DO THIS? Are you that pathetic? Really?
There’s only one problem with the people who do this. Now that they have reached the point where your words are more twisted than a fucking tornado it can be bloody hard to argue back. And even though you, with the better arguement to begin with are left scrabbling for comebacks even though you really shouldn’t be. Then the can’t be bothered level has to factored in. At this point the level is so low that really there is no point in carrying on so you just give up and get away. They seem to have the high ground now. And even though you point out to them that they are arguing for your point, if you see what I mean, they will deny this point and continue to fight as if it was for their life.
Now obviously some of this rant is exaggerated, or may seem so, but this is pretty much what can happen in my experience.
‘So how will we fight, when all we have is logic and love on our side?’
Much love if you took the time to read all of that <3
I’ll be sitting at my desk,
With a gun in my hand,
Wearing a bullet proof vest,
Singing ‘my, my, my how the time does fly when you know you’re gonna die by the end of the night’” —
So today my friend left herself logged in on her tumblr account at my house. Funtimes when I found out. I was going to have a little bit of a laugh, by which I mean I was going to keep it decent and try my best not to destroy or ‘trape’ her too badly.
(Just a side note here, if the term ‘trape’ has not previously been coined then fantastic ^^ i just coined that mofo)
Carrying on… Just before I logged her out so she could have her life back I was going to say something nice about her, something that would cheer her up at least a little. Maybe I would’ve even have had the balls to say what I think of her. But I didn’t. Now I feel slightly dead inside because I know I have upset her. Or I at least feel that I have. I should’ve made that post.
Now I feel like a fool. I hate to see her upset, or in this case read it. This time I’m the one who’s caused it. And it’s terrible.
I want a time machine.
If I get drunk well I’ll pass out on the floor now, baby You won’t bother me no more. And if you’re drinking well you know that you’re my friend an I’ll say, ‘I think I’ll have myself a beer.’
I just have no motivation to revise… Ranting is far more fun :D
So untill recently I have been able to have what many would call a normal/decent nights sleep. But in the holidays this sort of fell apart. But it was worth it, I had some of the best conversations of my life with someone who means a lot to me.
So yeah, there I was having a frankly amazing sleep pattern.Then POW. School starts again and I haven’t been able to sleep. All nighters before school aren’t something I would recommend. But I have a feeling the good sleep pattern is slowly going to deteriorate again. I woke up at four p.m today… After about 12 hours sleep. This means I’ll have enough energy to do an all nighter. This doesn’t seem to bad seeing as it is the weekend but if i fail to do the all nighter and fall asleep at around 4 or 5 a.m again I’m screwed. Especially for my exams…
But as Hodges would say ‘Diddums’ xD
Well I guess his would be my first blog type thing. Bear with me as I struggle through this. As this new year rolls on I very much intend on sticking to my resolutions. This blog is one of them. My commitment level to this type of thing is terrible. I also have a YouTube channel which I would love to share but I can’t right now. On the old iPod see and I have no idea if I can or not. But the second resolution is to carry on with that too. There is one particular youtuber who reminds me that there is at least one person who watches my videos. Proud me :D The rest of the resolutions are pretty typical. Lose some weight, study harder for school, etc etc. I shall not bore you with the details. One resolution I shall indulge you in however. Please don’t laugh. Please? So the resolution is to be as socially active as possible. Never turn down an opportunity to meet new people, get together with friends and moat importantly try to organise some more stuff with some certain people. Sounds all happy-crappy right? But One of the things I hope you pick up from me as I post I that I am an optimist and see no reason why I cannot pull all this off :D Bur more another day. Exams next week see. Then I shall be on the offensive, almost literally, with this and the YouTube. The YouTube I’m looking forward to most. I love a good rant and I’m extremely happy to say that a very close friend of mine has agreed to do a colab channel with me. I shall post links as soon as I figure out how :)
Much love and that
“I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie. I can, but I won’t”