After managing to avoid facebook timeline for so long, I am now being forced into getting it. It goes up on the 26th whether I like it or not.

I was uploading pictures of my trip to Facebook. It had 11 minutes to go. For two hours.
So basically all the dumb as fuck chav types are starting drama on facebook.
There are like 130 comments now. This shit is hitting the fan.
Also, it’s the only reason I’m still up at half one.
I just saw this on facebook. I thought you might need a laugh
Logged into facebook for the first time for a while
When people are telling me about their wonderful relationship
on the outside, i’m like :
on the inside, i’m like:

It’s just a little bit worrying when it looks like some of the guys on facebook seem to wear as much fake tan as the girls. There is no way that they are naturally that tanned at this age. Not unless they shower in fanta. This goes for the guys and the girls.