A terrible blog

sharticles:

one time in like 6th grade this guy thought he was cool by bringing weed in a bag but it was actually grass and no one knew it was grass so everyone ate the grass and pretended to be high in the middle of math class

a guy i know managed to convince some dude that the grass in the bag was weed. then he actually managed to sell it. what

Someone explain to me why he is standing on a television

Someone explain to me why he is standing on a television

my-one-favorite-quote:

http://my-one-favorite-quote.tumblr.com/


IT’S A VENDING MACHINE.
AND IT MAKES PIZZA.
WHY IS THERE NOT ONE IN MY ROOM.

IT’S A VENDING MACHINE.

AND IT MAKES PIZZA.

WHY IS THERE NOT ONE IN MY ROOM.

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Logged into facebook for the first time for a while

what the fuck happened?

Anything that happens, happens. Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.It doesn’t necessarily do it in chronological order, though.
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